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		Patent #: US5356330: Apparatus for simulating a "high five" An apparatus for simulating a "high-five" including a lower arm portion having a simulated hand removably attached thereto, an upper arm portion, an elbow joint for pivotally securing the lower arm portion to the upper arm portion, and a spring biasing element for biasing the upper and lower arm portions towards a predetermined alignment. Click here to view the patent submission. Click here for previously listed wacky patents.



		Patent #: US4429685. This invention relates to a method of growing unicorns in a manner that enhances the overall development of the animal. The method of forming a unicorn from an animal normally having a horn growing from each side of the head involving the pedicling of first flaps of skin, one on each side of the head and selected to include the horn bud at a time prior to the attachment of the bud to the skull. Second flaps of skin, one to each side of the front of the head and in alignment with the general area of the pineal gland within the skull are also pedicled. The first flaps of skin are lifted away from the skull by pivoting the flaps about the attached end and the second flaps are each moved into the position vacated by the adjacent first flap of skin. The moving of the first flaps of skin into the position vacated by the second flaps of skin positions the horn buds adjacent one another over the pineal gland at the front of the skull. Thereafter the resulting horns grow as one and connect with the frontal portion of the skull directly over the pineal gland to render a unicorn of higher intelligence and physical attributes. Click here to view the patent submission.



		US Patent No. CA2229040. An invention directed to an edible greeting card suitable for ingestion by a pet which comprises at least one substantially rigid edible panel(12) having at least one message region positioned on the front surface and/or back surface of the panel. At least one edible message (30) is provided within the message region and, in a preferred embodiment, a plurality of characters, each character being sufficently large so as to be perceived by the average human. In embodiments utlizing two or more panels (12,18) edible joining devices (26) are utilized to join the panels. The panels are positioned within the vicinity of the pet so that the pet may view and ingest the panels and edible message. Click here to view the patent submission.



		A headgear for dispensing a substance has a container to carry the substance. A spigot is secured to the container. The spigot can be opened to dispense the substance by gravity, suction, pressure or levity flow when the container. The spigot can be closed to retain the substance in the chamber. A hat-like recess is formed within the bottom wall of the container sized for wearing on an individual's head, and for maintaining the container in a freestanding condition during hands-free ambulation of the individual. Click here to view the patent submission.



		U.S. Patent 730,918 to to Andrew Jackson, Jr. Eye Protector for Chickens ...but what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses - ZZ TOP Click here to view the patent submission. Hats off to WackyPatents.com!



		Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force U.S. Patent 730,918 to to George B. Blonsky and Charolette E. Blonsky Click here to view the patent submission. Click here for previously listed wacky patents.